Citrix Training Specialist

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Chewy Cover Letter

Hi Chewy!

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Citrix Cover Letter

Citrix!

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These Shoes

Dear future Ryan,

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Joke of the day

There is a viking ship with all the men rowing down below.

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1st Job

My 1st job out of college was in the IT department of a franchising company.

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Addison

I have so much to tell you and share with you about life but more importantly, my wish is that you feel loved everyday.

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Joke

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.” Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!” ”NAH,” he replied, “I’m just a shitty golfer.”

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